I'm a failure, seriously.

oh dear. CLEARLY THIS IS ONLY ONE CHARACTER. JUST THREE TIMES.

Surprised there’s no Wheatley on this list. 

Jonathan:

How I feel about this character:

Can I express the way he makes my heart explode from my chest in a combination of keyboard smash and tears?

Guess this’ll have to do. I have a lot of feelings for Jonathan, a good portion of them being “WOW JON YOU SUCK WITH LADIES”, “WOW JON YOU’RE BAD AT PLAYING NICE”, and “WOW JON YOU JUST KIND OF SUCK WITH PEOPLE IN GENERAL”… and then there are so many times where I just stare at pictures of him sitting in his Scarecrow outfit and go “…damn sir, you sit like a pimp”

Also, I love that he has a believable background. To the point where I can’t even blame him for going crazy and killing people. I wish I could, I used to try… now I just don’t and go “You do that, Jonno.” All of their lives are so hard but I feel a lot of sympathy for Jon. Harvey, Jervis, and Harley get the most of my feelings alongside him.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

…Before my most recent dip into the DC fandom I didn’t ship him with anyone but Harley. Now I ship him with Harley, Eddie and Jervis (which until Kit mentioned liking them I had no idea they even existed as a possibility), and then kind of Becky. I can’t help it. Also kind of Batman and I cry to myself internally about ti.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Also Jervis, Harley, Batman, Eddie, and Becky! Oops.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I prefer him with black hair over red. As well as Comics-verse over Animated-verse. Not that I don’t love Animated-verse! He’s just not my favorite. I preferred the New Batman Adventures one though oops but THAT VOICE

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I’d like to see Batman kind of reach out to him and help him come to terms with his own problems at a deeper level. Not necessarily reformation, but I’d like to see him consider it more thoroughly… and then not take long to go back to being The Scarecrow.

GLaDOS:

How I feel about this character:

I really like her! In 2 I greatly enjoyed the ride of her background as well as her interactions with Chell and Wheatley. I like that for a computer she has a great deal of personality and sass.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

No one.

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Chell/GLaDOS is pretty cute and pretty much canon.

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I love her boss fight despite getting mad at it a couple times. It’s probably my favorite part of the first game. 

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I can actually legitimately say that I don’t want to change a thing with her. I’m happy with how things were left! 

Equius:

How I feel about this character:

At first I really disliked him because he’s my Sign, but after awhile I started to see myself in him and sobbed quietly into my hands.

Now he’s one of my favorite trolls, but I love almost every character in Homestuck so that might not be saying much… I think he’s endearing in his own creepy way.

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Nepeta, Gamzee (sometimes), and Dave!

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

Nepeta, Gamzee, Karkat, Dave, and Jade (they can have robot talks! !!!)

My unpopular opinion about this character:

I liked the way he died. I liked that he didn’t fight back because he had already been fighting hard to work past his own internal problems…it was nice to see him fail at that yet also get a sense of pride of seeing someone higher blooded than him ‘act his caste’. 

So I like that he failed, but he was trying. And I disagree with the fans who say he wasn’t.

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I have no real desires or expectations with him either! I just want to see where he goes (if anywhere), but I guess I wouldn’t mind if he talked to Dave more. A lot more.

Like a creep. I really just sort of want him back in the story already!